Sir Kipling Valentine's Day Letter

Have you ever wished Sir Kipling was your cat so his snarky wit could brighten your day?

Do you miss that spark of joy and anticipation you get when you see a letter in the mail from a special someone?

Well, now you can have both!

This Valentine's Day season, gift yourself or your loved one the unforgettable experience of receiving a hilariously snarky "love" letter from Sir Edgar Allan Kipling himself, complete with his signature humor and heartwarming charm.

Whether you are delighted by the Holiday of Love or wish you could hide under the covers until it's over, this letter is for you. An opportunity to spark joy is never wasted, and since we all know Sir Kipling is our favorite book character and our favorite cat, you get a double dose of joy and laughs from this first ever Sir Kipling Valentine's Day letter.

Don't miss out on this unique, exclusive experience, available nowhere else, with a letter that will never be repeated. This is your chance to hear from the Magical Talking Cat Extraordinaire about the true meaning of Valentine's Day (prepare for grumpiness, he does not appreciate the color pink or being assaulted by confetti and rose petals).

Your letter will be mailed on February 5th!

Please Ensure the name and address in the shipping field is the name and address of the person you want to receive this letter!

If you want multiple letters for different people, please purchase each one in a separate order, otherwise they will all be sent to whatever address is in the shipping field.

Reserve your Sir Kipling Valentine's Day letter now, before it's too late!

(Note: final text may not be exactly as it appears in the picture. Who knows how many times Sir Kip will change his mind about what he wants to say before I finally cut him off and say enough is enough!)